I can do this, I say I'll be a great father. Maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself here. I remember the day my father sat me down and awkwardly told me about the birds and the bees it was perhaps the most excruciating and embarrassing half hour of both our lives. They'll need therapy, and of course that will be on my head too. If the babe can't find Luxembourg on the map, blame me for not providing a better education. If the child turns out a social moron- my fault. I'm responsible for making sure this little human doesn't grow up and turn into a complete monster. So here I stand, bug-eyed and sweating buckets like some poorly-drawn cartoon character, the question marks floating in the air around my head while I try to prepare myself for the complete care and responsibility of another living being besides my cat. When my wife told me she was pregnant, I got that stomach-churning sensation that hits you on a plunging roller coaster. English to Indonesian: Fourth Translation Contest - Entry #1843
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